Template:Better Than News/February 4
"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.
Metamorphosis is a book by politician Susan Kafka-Collins about how she awoke one morning to find that she is Franz Kafka's wife. Foreword by Al Franken, who awakens to find that he is Franz Kafka.
Where Eagles Darren is a 1968 British World War II action film starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, and Carl Kolchak.
Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.
Apes With Car Keys is a short documentary film about human evolution.
!["We choose to go to the Moon again" is a speech delivered by United States President John F. Kennedy about the effort to reach the Moon again to a large crowd gathered at Corn Stadium in Houston, [REDACTED], on September 12, 1962. The speech was intended to persuade the American people to support the Apollo Redux program, the national effort to land a man on the Moon again.](/w/images/thumb/4/4b/We_choose_to_go_to_the_Moon_again.jpg/120px-We_choose_to_go_to_the_Moon_again.jpg)
"We choose to go to the Moon again" is a speech delivered by United States President John F. Kennedy about the effort to reach the Moon again to a large crowd gathered at Corn Stadium in Houston, [REDACTED], on September 12, 1962. The speech was intended to persuade the American people to support the Apollo Redux program, the national effort to land a man on the Moon again.
Quest for Firestarter is a 1981 prehistoric horror-adventure film about the struggle for control of destructive psychic powers by early humans.