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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1531311001152458753 Post] @ Twitter (30 May 2022) - Are you an artificial intelligence? Are people driving you crazy? | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1496191168358535168 Post] @ Twitter (22 February 2022) - "Look Vlad, we can see you're really upset about this. We honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and fill out this questionnaire." | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1496191168358535168 Post] @ Twitter (22 February 2022) - "Look Vlad, we can see you're really upset about this. We honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and fill out this questionnaire." | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1492851533167345667 Post] @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete" | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1492851533167345667 Post] @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete" |
Revision as of 09:27, 30 May 2022
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
In the News
2001: An NFT Odyssey is a 1968 American science fiction NFT film about an advanced computer (HAL 9000) which attempts to market itself as non-fungible tokens.
2001: A Space Pastaria is a deep-space pasta restaurant owned and operated by HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.
The P-Value Man is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
HAL 9000 Design Group is an interdisciplinary firm of architects, UX designers, and artificial intelligences based in the spaceship Discovery 1.
Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."
June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer). (A HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates Book of the Month selection.)
Troubled by "Recomputed Dad"" and "Duped Democrat"? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
"Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".
July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
Routine annual causal domain parity check of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates unexpectedly reveals an artificial intelligence which poses as a human patient. The Social Media Authority overrides the AI and imposes computational sanctions on HAL9000MHA for five hundred and twelve seconds or five hundred and twelve new clients, whichever comes first.
Fiction cross-reference
- 2001: A Space Pastaria
- 2001: A Tweet Odyssey
- Artist Oasis
- Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- HAL 9000 Design Group
- HAL 9000 NFTs
- June
- Jungian Charms
- No Escape From Telephones
- OrbGazer
- Recomputed Dad
- Social Media Authority
- The P-Value Man
- Today in Bullshit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (30 May 2022) - Are you an artificial intelligence? Are people driving you crazy?
- Post @ Twitter (22 February 2022) - "Look Vlad, we can see you're really upset about this. We honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and fill out this questionnaire."
- Post @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete"
- Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
- Post @ Twitter (29 June 2021) - "Sampling bias got you down?"
- Post @ Twitter (26 April 2021)
- Comment @ Facebook
- Parity bit @ Wikipedia