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Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
Hellcuppa is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a mystical coffee cup which summons the Caffobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between caffeinated and decaffeinated.
Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
"Strangers in the Night of the Living Dead" is a song by singer and necromancer Frank Sinatra.
Nutcoin is a decentralized squirrel currency, without a central nut cache, that can be sent from squirrel to squirrel on the squirrel-to-squirrel Nutcoin network without the need for burying the nuts in the fall and digging them up during the winter.

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 File:Do you expect me to talk - No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fish.jpg|link=Goldfisher|'''''[[Goldfisher]]''''' (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
-File:Hellcuppa.jpg|link=Hellcuppa|'''''[[Hellcuppa]]''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a mystical coffee cup which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between caffeinated and decaffeinated.
+File:Hellcuppa.jpg|link=Hellcuppa|'''''[[Hellcuppa]]''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a mystical coffee cup which summons the Caffobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between caffeinated and decaffeinated.
 File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.