Blue Lace Hooks

Blue Lace Hooks (1958) starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons. (Poster courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Film Board.)

Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.

Corset escape scene

The infamous corset escape scene was filmed live in one take due to the accidental release of [REDACTED] from Turner's subconscious mind.

Only Buttons' quick thinking saved the cast and crew from [REDACTED].

Portions of Blue Lace Hooks, notably the corset escape scene, appear in the short documentary film Some Like it Haute.

Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery series

The complete film is included with [REDACTED], an unpublished monograph in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series.

In the monograph, Freud dreams that Lana Turner is his mother as Red Buttons receives thunderous applause for his performance as Oedipus, King of Haberdashers.

Reviews

Film reviewer Fell Swoop described it as "a hasty and unintentionally comic reboot of Fifty Shades of Gray ... think Eyes of Laura Mars, with Red Buttons instead of eyes."

History

The film was first detected and decrypted by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones on the afternoon of Saturday, 19 December 2020.

In the News

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  We Close is a 1944 existentialist French sex farce by Jean-Paul Satyr.

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  Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

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  Spycraft is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.

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  "Aragorn and the Lustprinzip" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.

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  You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.

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  Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).

Fiction cross-reference

• Aragorn and the Lustprinzip
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• In the Land of the Blind Male Gaze
• Some Like it Haute
• Spycraft (reality TV)
• We Close
• You're Soaking In It (film)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (13 December 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)

• Red Buttons @ Wikipedia
• Shoelaces @ Wikipedia
• Fifty Shades of Gray (film) @ Wikipedia
• Eyes of Laura Mars @ Wikipedia
• Comment @ Facebook