Cornish Xansty Shape Theft

Freshly emergent Cornish Xansty spawn.

The Cornish Xansty Shape Theft event is an annual emergence of petty shape theft crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn.

Investigation

Early springtime emergence of Cornish Xansty spawn raises risk of Shape Theft

"Rectilinear geometry, predictable routine — a classic Shape Kidnapping for ransom waiting to happen"

Source: Detective Fanciest Valor, APTO Math Crimes Unit, Food Division

Anagrams

"Fanciest Valor" is an anagram of "Francois Vatel".

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois_Vatel @ Wikipedia

In the News

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  My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy sitcom that aired for a single season on the [REDACTED] network.

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  Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of Shape Theft due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds."

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  Screenshot of "Cornish Xansty Shape Theft" page.

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Geometry solvent
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Mathematics
• My Mother the Core Sample
• Shape theft
• The Boxes

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Geometry (nonfiction)
• Mathematics (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021) - "Cornish Xansty Humane Society"
• Post @ Facebook (2 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (2 April 2021)