Tallahassee Seaside Blues

"Tallahassee Seaside Blues"

Earliest known prototype for "Tallahassee Seaside Blues".

"Tallahassee Seaside Blues" is a song about sea levels and property values by an as-yet [circa 6 August 2021] unidentified singer-songwriter living "somewhere in the Greater Ely, Minnesota Co-Prosperity Sphere."

History

The song was detected and partially decrypted on the morning of Friday, 5 February 2021, by software impresario and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones.

Jones credits the discovery to "ideas that sprang to [his] mind" while pondering the assertion: ""Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that you wanted to live near the beach with your family for part of the year. Could swim in the ocean every day level close."

Long term, say 50 years?*

I'm betting on Tallahassee.

—Karl Gregory Jones

* Long for me, anyway; I'll be dead.

[Karl Gregory Jones]

Commentary

In the tradition of "Snorkeling Downtown Miami Blues" and "The New Orleans French Quarter Three Leagues Under Blues".

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In the News

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  "Miami Refugees" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.

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  Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.

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  "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Florida It's Fucked
• Miami Refugees
• Planet Good Times and the Captaineers

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