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Revision as of 11:04, 30 October 2021
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"Trump Cake" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
Trump Cake
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."
But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—
In the News
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
In God We Trust is a now-discredited economic theory which credits God Almighty with trustworthy governance of all mankind.
"No True Goldman", or appeal to purity, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- In God We Trust (economics)
- No True Goldman