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File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|link=Blue Lace Hooks|'''''[[Blue Lace Hooks]]''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|link=Blue Lace Hooks|'''''[[Blue Lace Hooks]]''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
File:Blade Rubber.jpg|link=Blade Rubber|'''''[[Blade Rubber]]''''' is a 1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.


File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
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File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]] which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]] which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.


File:Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata.png|link=Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata|'''[[Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata]]''' as ''x'' is to sociobiology.Solve for ''x''.
File:Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata.png|link=Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata|'''[[Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata]]''' as ''x'' is to sociobiology. Solve for ''x''.


File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

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