Bioluminescent Hair Club for Anyone

Bioluminescent Hair Club for Anyone (television commercial

Bioluminescent Hair Club for Anyone (formerly Bioluminescent Hair Club for Humans, also Bioluminescent Hair for Female and Male and Intersex Humans) is a world-wide bioluminescent hair restoration, bioluminescent hair regrowth, and bioluminescent hair replacement transdimensional corporation with locations throughout the mid-twentieth to late-twenty-first century Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

In the News

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  Love in the Age of Muttonchops is a short documentary film about writer, scientist, and alleged time-traveler Isaac Asimov.

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  "Light Is All Around" is a song recorded by rock band the [REDACTED], featuring a Penfield mood organ and an atomic clock on percussion, in D-quantum.

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  The Virtual Cosmology Health Spa is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides health spa services in a cosmology-oriented environment.

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  The unexfoliated skin is not worth shaving.

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  Forbidden Manicure is a beauty school and safe house for criminal nail technicians on the run.

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  "I am a Hoodie" is a song by [REDACTED]].

Fiction cross-reference

• Forbidden Manicure
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
• I am a Hoodie
• Light Is All Around
• Love in the Age of Muttonchops

" O Tonsure! A Roof! - anagram of "Far Too Onerous"

• The unexfoliated skin is not worth shaving
• Virtual Cosmology Health Spa

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Light (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (10 May 2021)
• HairClub @ Wikipedia