Bourne Kong: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known poster for Bourne Kong.

Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.

2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.

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 [[File:Bourne Kong.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Bourne Kong'''''.]]'''''Bourne Kong''''' is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.
-== Commentary ==
-<blockquote>
-All things evolve
-Think "Planet of the Apes" meets the Bourne Franchise
-I see him now, mighty Kong—
-His tree-sized finger jabbing furiously at his Kong-sized iPhone in a desperate attempt to decrypt the nuclear codes before Gamera releases the "Turtles all the way down" virus
-</blockquote>
-* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1353741233735282688 Post] @ Twitter
 == In the News ==
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 * ''[[2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes]]''
+* ''[[Blade Shiner]]''
 * [[Gnomon algorithm]]
 * [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
 == Nonfiction cross-reference ==
-* [[Turtles all the way down (nonfiction)]]
 == External links ==
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 [[Category:Films]]
 [[Category:Videogames]]
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