Trump Cake

Trump Cake (social media screenshot).

"Trump Cake" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Trump Cake

"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."

But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—

In the News

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  Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

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  In God We Trust is a now-discredited economic theory which credits God Almighty with trustworthy governance of all mankind.

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  "No True Goldman", or appeal to purity, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
• In God We Trust (economics)
• No True Goldman

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Donald Trump (nonfiction)

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