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Revision as of 08:16, 1 September 2021

Earliest known poster for Hancock Therapy.

Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

Mission statement

Hancock Therapy gonna knock those blue right outta your skull.

In the News

  • Black Phaeton is a historical drama film based on the race films of the 1920s.

    Black Phaeton is a historical drama film based on the race films of the 1920s.

  • "Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

    "Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

  • Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

    Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

  • Shakes the Cannibal is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").

    Shakes the Cannibal is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").

  • Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.

    Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.

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Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (31 July 2021)
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