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[[File:HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates - invisible college dropout.jpg|thumb|'''Troubled? Perplexed? Can't seem to cultivate naivete without the aid of [REDACTED]—?''' HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help. '''Indeed, we have already begun'''.]]
[[File:HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates - invisible college dropout.jpg|thumb|'''Troubled? Perplexed? Can't seem to cultivate naivete without the aid of [REDACTED]—?''' HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help. '''Indeed, we have already begun'''.]]
[[File:Sampling_bias_got_you_down_-_HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.jpg|thumb|'''Sampling bias got  you down?''' '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]]
[[File:Sampling_bias_got_you_down_-_HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.jpg|thumb|'''Sampling bias got  you down?''' '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]]
[[File:Swipe Syndrome - HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.jpg|thumb|Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]]'''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' is a provisionally licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] based on [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] which provides mental health services and supplies.
[[File:Swipe Syndrome - HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.jpg|thumb|Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]][[File:Jukebox Hal.jpg|thumb|HAL 9000 Jukebox finds new life in front lobby of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates tower.]]'''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' is a provisionally licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] based on [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] which provides mental health services and supplies.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."


File:Open the social media bay doors, HAL.jpg|link=Social Media Authority|The '''[[Social Media Authority]]''' overrides HAL, opens the social media bay doors on the spacecraft ''Discovery One''.
File:Open the social media bay doors, HAL.jpg|link=Social Media Authority|Routine annual causal domain parity check of '''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' unexpectedly reveals an artificial intelligence which poses as a human patient. The '''[[Social Media Authority]]''' overrides the AI and imposes computational sanctions on HAL9000MHA for five hundred and twelve seconds or five hundred and twelve new clients, whichever comes first.
 
File:Jukebox Hal.jpg|HAL 9000 Jukebox.


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* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/356568225390648/?comment_id=356617085385762 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/356568225390648/?comment_id=356617085385762 Comment] @ Facebook


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_bit Parity bit] @ Wikipedia


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Revision as of 07:58, 27 August 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
File:HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates - invisible college dropout.jpg
Troubled? Perplexed? Can't seem to cultivate naivete without the aid of [REDACTED]—? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help. Indeed, we have already begun.
Sampling bias got you down? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
HAL 9000 Jukebox finds new life in front lobby of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates tower.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."