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File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."


File:Open the social media bay doors, HAL.jpg|Open the social media bay doors, HAL.
File:Open the social media bay doors, HAL.jpg|link=Social Media Authority|The '''[[Social Media Authority]]''' overrides HAL, opens the social media bay doors on the spacecraft ''Discovery One''.


File:Jukebox Hal.jpg|HAL 9000 Jukebox.
File:Jukebox Hal.jpg|HAL 9000 Jukebox.
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* [[OrbGazer]]
* [[OrbGazer]]
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Social Media Authority]]
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[Today in Bullshit]]
* [[Today in Bullshit]]

Revision as of 07:44, 27 August 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
File:HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates - invisible college dropout.jpg
Troubled? Perplexed? Can't seem to cultivate naivete without the aid of [REDACTED]—? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help. Indeed, we have already begun.
Sampling bias got you down? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."