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[[File:Anarchimedes.jpg|250px|thumb|Anarchimedes (circa 1618) extracting computational energy from peasants.]]'''Anarchimedes''' is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]], and alleged [[Supervillain (nonfiction)|supervillain]]. | [[File:Anarchimedes.jpg|250px|thumb|Anarchimedes (circa 1618) extracting computational energy from peasants.]] | ||
[[File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|thumb|March 16, 2020: Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon. | |||
]]'''Anarchimedes''' is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]], and alleged [[Supervillain (nonfiction)|supervillain]]. | |||
Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing [[crimes against mathematical constants]], mainly [[shape theft]]. | Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing [[crimes against mathematical constants]], mainly [[shape theft]]. | ||
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File:We_interrupt_Young_Nations_at_War_to_bring_you_Wide_Wide_World_of_Microwave_Weapons.jpg|link=Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons|We interrupt '''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' to bring you '''''[[Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons]]'''''. | File:We_interrupt_Young_Nations_at_War_to_bring_you_Wide_Wide_World_of_Microwave_Weapons.jpg|link=Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons|We interrupt '''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' to bring you '''''[[Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons]]'''''. | ||
File: | File:John Cage's Nine-Eleven.jpg|link=9'11"|'''''<nowiki>[[9'11"]]</nowiki>''''' (pronounced "'''nine months, eleven days'''", or sometimes "'''mine hours, eleven minutes'''", or simply "'''nine-eleven'''") is a three-tower composition by the autonomous artificial intelligence John Cage 1.1, based on American experimental composer John Cage (1912–1992). | ||
File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|link=One Knife|'''[[One Knife]]''' to rule them all<br> One Knife to cut them<br>One Knife to bring them all and<br> In the darkness gut them<br>In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply | File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|link=One Knife|'''[[One Knife]]''' to rule them all<br> One Knife to cut them<br>One Knife to bring them all and<br> In the darkness gut them<br>In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply | ||
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File:Galileo Galilei.jpg|link=Galileo Galilei|Astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, mathematician, and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]] uses [[Gnomon algorithm]] techniques to locate alleged supervillain Anarchimedes. | File:Galileo Galilei.jpg|link=Galileo Galilei|Astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, mathematician, and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]] uses [[Gnomon algorithm]] techniques to locate alleged supervillain Anarchimedes. | ||
File:Hypercube.svg|link=The Boxes|Anarchimedes is widely believed to have formed a [[crime team]] with [[The Boxes]]. | File:Hypercube.svg|link=The Boxes|Anarchimedes is widely believed to have formed a [[crime team]] with [[The Boxes]]. | ||
File:Antikythera_mechanism_(fragment_A_front).jpg|link=Antikythera mechanism (nonfiction)|The [[Antikythera mechanism]] is said to be Anarchimedes' favorite toy. | File:Antikythera_mechanism_(fragment_A_front).jpg|link=Antikythera mechanism (nonfiction)|The [[Antikythera mechanism]] is said to be Anarchimedes' favorite toy. | ||
Revision as of 19:38, 20 August 2021
Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed transdimensional corporation, and alleged supervillain.
Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing crimes against mathematical constants, mainly shape theft.
He is particularly notorious for planning and implementing crimes against eclipses, both solar and lunar.
Give me enough Lego pieces and a place to stand (probably somewhere in the Oort cloud), and I will move the earth.
[Traditionally attributed to Anarchimedes]
In the News
We interrupt Young Nations At War to bring you Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons.
![[[9'11"]] (pronounced "nine months, eleven days", or sometimes "mine hours, eleven minutes", or simply "nine-eleven") is a three-tower composition by the autonomous artificial intelligence John Cage 1.1, based on American experimental composer John Cage (1912–1992).](/w/images/thumb/a/a1/John_Cage%27s_Nine-Eleven.jpg/120px-John_Cage%27s_Nine-Eleven.jpg)
[[9'11"]] (pronounced "nine months, eleven days", or sometimes "mine hours, eleven minutes", or simply "nine-eleven") is a three-tower composition by the autonomous artificial intelligence John Cage 1.1, based on American experimental composer John Cage (1912–1992).
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut them
In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt Gnomon algorithm configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei.
September 3, 1975: Vulnerability in Forbidden graph characterization exploited in blackmail scheme by criminal mathematician Anarchimedes.
December 9, 1901: In a high-profile APTO court case, aurora researcher and Gnomon algorithm theorist Kristian Birkeland uses his experimental Terrella to prove that Anarchimedes planned and attempted to execute crimes against the ionosphere.
February 20, 1655: Mathematician, engineer, and APTO field agent Girard Desargues uses projective geometry to defeat rogue mathematician Anarchimedes in single combat.
Astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, mathematician, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to locate alleged supervillain Anarchimedes.
Anarchimedes is widely believed to have formed a crime team with The Boxes.
The Antikythera mechanism is said to be Anarchimedes' favorite toy.
1044 Sep. 23: Composer, mathematician, astronomer, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Hermann of Reichenau uses an improvised astrolabe to defeat his rival Anarchimedes in mathematical-astronomical combat.
The Archimedes Palimpsest. See Archimedes.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- One Knife
- Shape theft
- The Boxes
- Transdimensional corporation
- Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons