Mama Told Me Not to Drink: Difference between revisions

From Gnomon Chronicles
Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
No edit summary
Line 15: Line 15:
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' — Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' — Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
File:The Dark Bird.jpg|link=The Dark Bird|'''''[[The Dark Bird]]''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.


</gallery>
</gallery>
Line 24: Line 26:
* ''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''
* ''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* ''[[The Dark Bird]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
Line 29: Line 32:
== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1375441512813694977 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1375441512813694977 Post] @ Twitter ()




Revision as of 18:48, 20 August 2021

Mama Told Me Not to Drink. (Social media post screenshot courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Social Media Authority.

"Mama Told Me Not to Drink" is a song by [REDACTED].

Lyrics

Want some raptors on your planet?
A Fernet-Branca spree?
What's all these crazy liquors you're grabbing from me?
This is the craziest planet that could ever be
Don't activate Space Command 'cause I don't wanna see

In the News

  • Pooh vs. Alien — Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

    Pooh vs. Alien — Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

  • The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

    The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Retrieved from "https://gnomonchronicles.com/w/index.php?title=Mama_Told_Me_Not_to_Drink&oldid=71623"