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[[File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|thumb|HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.]]'''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' is a provisionally licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] based on [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] which provides mental health services and supplies. | [[File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|thumb|HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.]][[File:Sampling_bias_got_you_down_-_HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.jpg|thumb|'''Sampling bias got you down?''' '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]] | ||
[[File:Swipe Syndrome - HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.jpg|thumb|Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? '''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' can help.]]'''HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates''' is a provisionally licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] based on [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] which provides mental health services and supplies. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:Since_Time_Immemorial,_Assertion.jpg|link=Today in Bullshit|'''[[Today in Bullshit]]''' is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion." | File:Since_Time_Immemorial,_Assertion.jpg|link=Today in Bullshit|'''[[Today in Bullshit]]''' is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion." | ||
File: | File:June by Frank Herbert 1.1.jpg|link=June|'''''[[June]]''''' is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer). | ||
File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat". | File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat". | ||
Revision as of 09:26, 16 August 2021
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
In the News
Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."
June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer).
"Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
"There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
"Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".
July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
Open the social media bay doors, HAL.
HAL 9000 Jukebox.
Fiction cross-reference
- Artist Oasis
- Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- June
- OrbGazer
- Recomputed Dad
- There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
- Today in Bullshit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."