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File:There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone.jpg|link=There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone|"'''[[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]]'''" is the battle cry of the ''New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm'' news room staff.
File:There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone.jpg|link=There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone|"'''[[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]]'''" is the battle cry of the ''New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm'' news room staff.
File:Artist_Oasis,_Ratio_Assist.jpg|link=Artist Oasis|"'''[[Artist Oasis]]'''" is an anagram of "'''Ratio Assist'''".


File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
File:HAL9000.svg|link=HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|July 8, 2020: The actual [[HAL 9000 (nonfiction)|HAL 9000]] tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from '[["Hello World!" program (nonfiction)|Hello World]]' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Artist Oasis]]
* [[Crazy Ralph Genital Survey]]
* [[Crazy Ralph Genital Survey]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]

Revision as of 03:11, 11 August 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

  • Swipe Syndrome.

    Swipe Syndrome.

  • Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

    Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

  • Sampling bias got you down?

    Sampling bias got you down?

  • "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

    "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

  • HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

    "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

  • "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

    "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

  • July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

    July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

  • Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

    Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

  • HAL 9000 Jukebox.

    HAL 9000 Jukebox.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
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