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File:Sampling_bias_got_you_down_-_HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.jpg|'''Sampling bias got  you down?'''
File:Sampling_bias_got_you_down_-_HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.jpg|'''Sampling bias got  you down?'''
File:Hancock Therapy.jpg|link=Hancock Therapy|'''[[Hancock Therapy]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film ''Hancock'' starring Will Smith.


File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
File:Recomputed_Dad.jpg|link=Recomputed Dad|"'''[[Recomputed Dad]]'''"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''Hancock Therapy]]''
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

Revision as of 06:05, 10 August 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

  • Swipe Syndrome.

    Swipe Syndrome.

  • Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

    Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

  • Sampling bias got you down?

    Sampling bias got you down?

  • Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

    Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

  • "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

    "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

  • HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

    "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

  • July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

    July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

  • Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

    Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

  • HAL 9000 Jukebox.

    HAL 9000 Jukebox.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
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