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File:Dinkley_and_Roth.jpg|link=Dinkley & Roth|'''''[[Dinkley & Roth]]''''' is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
File:Dinkley_and_Roth.jpg|link=Dinkley & Roth|'''''[[Dinkley & Roth]]''''' is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
File:Roller Boogie Nights.jpg|link=Roller Boogie Nights|'''''[[Roller Boogie Nights]]''''' is 1979 American period drama film starring Linda Blair and Jim Bray, a former competitive artistic skater from California. It is set in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley and focuses on a young skating rink concession booth dishwasher who becomes a popular star of illegal rollerskating deathmatch games, chronicling his rise in the Golden Age of Roller-Killing of the 1970s through to his fall during the excesses of the 1980s.


File:We've_only_just_begun_to_breath_(twitter).png|link=We've Only Just Begun|"[[We've Only Just Begun]] (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).
File:We've_only_just_begun_to_breath_(twitter).png|link=We've Only Just Begun|"[[We've Only Just Begun]] (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).
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* [[Escutcheon Brothers Protective Services]]
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* [[The New Colossus]]
* [[The New Colossus]]
* [[We've Only Just Begun]]
* [[We've Only Just Begun]]

Revision as of 19:47, 7 August 2021

Hockey Fights and Car Fires (never get me down).

Hockey Fights and Car Fires is a song by an as-yet [12 February 2021] unidentified artificial intelligence.

Lyrics

Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Hockey fights and car fires never get me down

Commentary

Sadly, this image reminds me that I am fascinated by flaming cars—a morbid hobby.

Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights. It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.

Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles.

In the News

  • "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

    "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

  • Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

    Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

  • Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film starring Linda Blair and Jim Bray, a former competitive artistic skater from California. It is set in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley and focuses on a young skating rink concession booth dishwasher who becomes a popular star of illegal rollerskating deathmatch games, chronicling his rise in the Golden Age of Roller-Killing of the 1970s through to his fall during the excesses of the 1980s.

    Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film starring Linda Blair and Jim Bray, a former competitive artistic skater from California. It is set in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley and focuses on a young skating rink concession booth dishwasher who becomes a popular star of illegal rollerskating deathmatch games, chronicling his rise in the Golden Age of Roller-Killing of the 1970s through to his fall during the excesses of the 1980s.

  • "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

    "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

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