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Revision as of 16:38, 31 July 2021

Bezos Money.

Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.

How it works

Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.

Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.

Commentary

Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"

Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome

#Are #You #Bezosperienced

Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.

Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.

In the News

  • Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money.

    Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money.

  • The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.

    The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.

  • Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.

    Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.

  • The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • American Ninja Work-Life Balance is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.

    American Ninja Work-Life Balance is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.

  • Murdered by Billionaires is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world.

    Murdered by Billionaires is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world.

  • The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.

    The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.

  • Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome.

    Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome.

  • Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).

    Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).

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Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)
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