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File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|March 16, 2020: Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon. | File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|March 16, 2020: Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon. | ||
File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|link=One Knife|'''[[One Knife]]''' to rule them all<br> One Knife to cut them<br>One Knife to bring them all and<br> In the darkness gut them<br>In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply | |||
File:Anarchimedes measuring Galileo.jpg|Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt [[Gnomon algorithm]] configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]]. | File:Anarchimedes measuring Galileo.jpg|Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt [[Gnomon algorithm]] configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]]. | ||
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Revision as of 04:17, 27 June 2021
Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed transdimensional corporation, and alleged supervillain.
Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing crimes against mathematical constants, mainly shape theft.
He is particularly notorious for planning and implementing crimes against eclipses, both solar and lunar.
Give me enough Lego pieces and a place to stand (probably somewhere in the Oort cloud), and I will move the earth.
[Traditionally attributed to Anarchimedes]
In the News
March 16, 2020: Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut them
In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt Gnomon algorithm configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei.
September 3, 1975: Vulnerability in Forbidden graph characterization exploited in blackmail scheme by criminal mathematician Anarchimedes.
December 9, 1901: In a high-profile APTO court case, aurora researcher and Gnomon algorithm theorist Kristian Birkeland uses his experimental Terrella to prove that Anarchimedes planned and attempted to execute crimes against the ionosphere.
February 20, 1655: Mathematician, engineer, and APTO field agent Girard Desargues uses projective geometry to defeat rogue mathematician Anarchimedes in single combat.
Astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, mathematician, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to locate alleged supervillain Anarchimedes.
Anarchimedes is widely believed to have formed a crime team with The Boxes.
The Antikythera mechanism is said to be Anarchimedes' favorite toy.
1044 Sep. 23: Composer, mathematician, astronomer, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Hermann of Reichenau uses an improvised astrolabe to defeat his rival Anarchimedes in mathematical-astronomical combat.
The Archimedes Palimpsest. See Archimedes.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- One Knife
- Shape theft
- The Boxes
- Transdimensional corporation