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"'''Trump Cake'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]]. | [[File:Trump Cake (tweet).jpg|thumb|Trump Cake (social media screenshot).]]"'''Trump Cake'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]]. | ||
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"Did you miss me?" she asked.<br> | "Did you miss me?" she asked.<br> | ||
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.<br> | The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.<br> | ||
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until— | Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until— | ||
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Revision as of 19:49, 28 February 2021
"Trump Cake" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
Trump Cake
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."
But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—