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"The albacore must find other prey, as I am no sinner, and the [[Spirit Rector]], a notorious hater of sin, hangs his birds around the necks of sinners only. The waves shall, therefore, not pull me under. In fact —" | "The albacore must find other prey, as I am no sinner, and the [[Spirit Rector]], a notorious hater of sin, hangs his birds around the necks of sinners only. The waves shall, therefore, not pull me under. In fact —" | ||
"In fact, I shall pull you under like a [[Vortex jelly|King vortex jelly]] drowning a pod of whales | "In fact, I shall pull you under like a [[Vortex jelly|King vortex jelly]] drowning a pod of whales! —Be still, you waste precious moments, [[teardrops through the Klepsydra]]." | ||
"In fact, rescue is at hand, my agents arrive: already I begin to rise from the water." | "In fact, rescue is at hand, my agents arrive: already I begin to rise from the water." |
Revision as of 09:11, 26 December 2020
"Albacore Around My Neck" is a Chronicle in the form a dialog between The Eel and Neptune Slaughter.
Albacore Around My Neck
"It is, what do your Spirit Rectors call it during their Sea Chapel broadcast? — an albacore around your neck."
"An albatross. They call it an albatross."
"Albatross."
"Yes. The bird."
"It flies?"
"Yes, the albatross flies. Most birds fly, all but a few."
"Bah. Loathsome are the Air Pushers. All must fall into the Septic Abyss. Well then, the albacore comes later, doesn't it? Better yet, be still, let the waves pull you under sooner. The albacore hunger."
"The albacore must find other prey, as I am no sinner, and the Spirit Rector, a notorious hater of sin, hangs his birds around the necks of sinners only. The waves shall, therefore, not pull me under. In fact —"
"In fact, I shall pull you under like a King vortex jelly drowning a pod of whales! —Be still, you waste precious moments, teardrops through the Klepsydra."
"In fact, rescue is at hand, my agents arrive: already I begin to rise from the water."
"A harbinger wave, foreswelling* an usually large Bathic Tentacle, rising from Septic Abyss to investigate your tissue."
" ... "
* Foreswelling: a dominant vector in Wave scrying algorithms. See also Scrying engine.
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