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[[File:Bacteriophage Exterior.svg|thumb|150px|Four-dimensional bacteriophages are a common side effect of drinking [[Extract of Radium]] while processing high-energy literature.]][[Extract of Radium]] is a potentiator for high-energy literature.
[[File:Bacteriophage Exterior.svg|thumb|150px|Four-dimensional bacteriophages are a common side effect of drinking [[Extract of Radium]] while processing high-energy literature.]][[Extract of Radium]] is a potentiator for high-energy literature.


Writers who consume [[Extract of Radium]] while processing high-energy literature are at risk for a variety of side-effects, including:
Writers who consume [[Extract of Radium]] while processing high-energy literature are at risk for a variety of side-effects, including:


* Spontaneous generation of four-dimensional bacteriophages.
* Spontaneous generation of four-dimensional bacteriophages.
* Bolts of [[rumbusitious lighting]], and other unnatural electrical discharges.
* Summoning of [[Tar-Baby 9000]], the most logical of insane demons.
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Revision as of 11:43, 4 June 2016

Cherenkov radiation is commonly used to advance the plot in techno-thrillers. The nearly-finished script is typically exposed to Cherenkov radiation for several days, after which the writer(s) will review the entire work for mutations.

High-energy literature is literature which uses techniques from high-energy physics.

Examples

Well-known examples of high-energy literature include:

The Taking of Pelham 3.1415

See The Taking of Pelham 3.1415.

Extract of Radium potentiation

Four-dimensional bacteriophages are a common side effect of drinking Extract of Radium while processing high-energy literature.

Extract of Radium is a potentiator for high-energy literature.

Writers who consume Extract of Radium while processing high-energy literature are at risk for a variety of side-effects, including:

  • Spontaneous generation of four-dimensional bacteriophages.
  • Bolts of rumbusitious lighting, and other unnatural electrical discharges.
  • Summoning of Tar-Baby 9000, the most logical of insane demons.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference