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Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that scrimshaw abuse has a significant correlation with [[irresponsible electrical circuit breaker restraint]]. | Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that scrimshaw abuse has a significant correlation with [[irresponsible electrical circuit breaker restraint]]. | ||
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[[Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)|Dungeons & Dragons]] was blamed for a wave of "Teen-age Satanic scrimshaw abuse" during the late 1970s and early 1980s. | |||
Subsequent investigation by [[APTO]] field psychologists disproved all of the allegations, demonstrating that the most vocal accusers were parents who themselves had secret scrimshaw abuse habits. | |||
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* [[Asklepieion and the Transformation of Therapeutic Communities in a Time of Duress (nonfiction)]] | * [[Asklepieion and the Transformation of Therapeutic Communities in a Time of Duress (nonfiction)]] | ||
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* [[It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)]] | * [[It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)]] | ||
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Revision as of 03:18, 5 October 2020
Scrimshaw abuse, sometimes known as ivory towering, is a patterned use of scrimshaw in which the scrimshander produces scrimshaw with images or side-effects which are harmful to themselves or others.
Description
Scrimshaw abuse is a form of matter-related disorder.
Extract of Radium correlation
Widely differing definitions of scrimshaw abuse are used in public health, medical aesthetics, and admiralty law contexts.
Extract of Radium is hazardously popular with scrimshaw abusers.
Correlation with irresponsible electrical circuit restraint
Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that scrimshaw abuse has a significant correlation with irresponsible electrical circuit breaker restraint.
Dungeons & Dragons allegations
Dungeons & Dragons was blamed for a wave of "Teen-age Satanic scrimshaw abuse" during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Subsequent investigation by APTO field psychologists disproved all of the allegations, demonstrating that the most vocal accusers were parents who themselves had secret scrimshaw abuse habits.
In the News
August 18, 2019: The phrase "It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain" emerges from the brain of Karl Jones.
Scrimshaw artist Edward Burdett's life cut short by deck accident.
Poseidon warning against scrimshaw (550–525 BC). Inscription (not shown) reads: "Put down the knife. P."
Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs, with cannon to ward of scrimshaw ghosts.
Flag of Pirate King Cinnamon Jack, scourge of the scrimshaw abuse trade.
Fiction cross-reference
- Irresponsible breaker restraint
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Playskool's My First DSM
- Tar for Tar's Sake - drinking song about Extract of Radium and scrimshaw abuse
Nonfiction
- Admiralty law (nonfiction)
- Asklepieion and the Transformation of Therapeutic Communities in a Time of Duress (nonfiction)
- Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)
- It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)
- Public health (nonfiction)
- Scrimshaw (nonfiction)
- Substance abuse (nonfiction)
External links
- Substance abuse @ Wikipedia