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== Taglines ==
== Taglines ==
The phrase is sometimes accompanied by taglines, often humorous.  These are thought to be the work of human commentators, and not actual statements from the Devil.


* "If you need me, I'll be over here, checking this bin of discarded souls for overlooked bargains."
* "If you need me, I'll be over here, checking this bin of discarded souls for overlooked bargains."

Revision as of 08:23, 14 September 2020

"Xenophobia, Meet Violence" is an alleged magic spell for summoning demons, widely attributed to the Devil.

Phrase

A larger and presumably more complex spell reads:

Xenophobia, meet Violence. Violence, meet Xenophobia.

Taglines

The phrase is sometimes accompanied by taglines, often humorous. These are thought to be the work of human commentators, and not actual statements from the Devil.

  • "If you need me, I'll be over here, checking this bin of discarded souls for overlooked bargains."

APTO investigation

A routine investigation by APTO field mathematician Niles Cartouchian revealed "no mathematical evidence whatsoever that the phrase 'Xenophobia, Meet Violence' derives from corrupt Gnomon algorithm configuration files. However, the phrase is closely associated with the Carnevale Tenebre, and should be considered a threat."

Pursuant to Cartouchian's recommendations, APTO promptly interrogated the phrase 'Xenophobia, Meet Violence' using a fully invasive high-energy literature probe.

This research eventually computed proof that 'Xenophobia, Meet Violence' is infected with a time bomb designed and released by the rogue mathematician Anarchimedes, following a program written by mercenary mathematical functions serving the House of Malevecchio.

APTO has issued this advisory:

All life forms having human neurology should strongly avoid xenophobia as it leads to planetary self-destruction.

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