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File:Cannablanca.jpg|link=Cannablanca|'''''[[Cannablanca]]''''' is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).
File:Cannablanca.jpg|link=Cannablanca|'''''[[Cannablanca]]''''' is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).
File:Turkey Clear.jpg|link=Turkey Clear|'''[[Turkey Clear]]''' is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
File:Turkey Clear.jpg|link=Turkey Clear|'''[[Turkey Clear]]''' is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
File:Sativa Claus.jpg|link=Sativa Claus|'''[[Sativa Claus]]''', also known as Father Weed, Saint Highness, Saint Herb, Kris Kannabis, or simply Sativa, is a legendary plant originating in Western Christian culture which is said to bring gifts on Christmas Eve of dried flower buds and edibles to well-behaved adults, and either coal tar or nothing to naughty adults. He is said to accomplish this with the aid of Christmas elves, who grow the plants in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and flying reindeer who pull his sleigh through the air.


File:The Hemingway Diaries.jpg|link=The Hemingway Diaries|"The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." ('''''[[The Hemingway Diaries]]''''', selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.
File:The Hemingway Diaries.jpg|link=The Hemingway Diaries|"The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." ('''''[[The Hemingway Diaries]]''''', selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.
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Latest revision as of 11:42, 17 December 2024

Earliest known poster for Cranberry Madness.

Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.

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  • The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.

    The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.

  • Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).

    Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).

  • Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.

    Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.

  • Sativa Claus, also known as Father Weed, Saint Highness, Saint Herb, Kris Kannabis, or simply Sativa, is a legendary plant originating in Western Christian culture which is said to bring gifts on Christmas Eve of dried flower buds and edibles to well-behaved adults, and either coal tar or nothing to naughty adults. He is said to accomplish this with the aid of Christmas elves, who grow the plants in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and flying reindeer who pull his sleigh through the air.

    Sativa Claus, also known as Father Weed, Saint Highness, Saint Herb, Kris Kannabis, or simply Sativa, is a legendary plant originating in Western Christian culture which is said to bring gifts on Christmas Eve of dried flower buds and edibles to well-behaved adults, and either coal tar or nothing to naughty adults. He is said to accomplish this with the aid of Christmas elves, who grow the plants in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and flying reindeer who pull his sleigh through the air.

  • "The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." (The Hemingway Diaries, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.

    "The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." (The Hemingway Diaries, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.

  • Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.

    Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.

  • "Dream Freeness" is an anagram of "Reefer Madness".

    "Dream Freeness" is an anagram of "Reefer Madness".

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