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Revision as of 07:34, 20 August 2024
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Eating my daily stalk of celery.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
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