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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | ||
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Revision as of 06:32, 20 August 2024
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Eating my daily stalk of celery.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Celery @ Wikipedia
- The mind-blowing history of celery @ YouTube
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)