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1. You drink it
# You drink it
2. It goes bad
# It goes bad
3. It is stolen during a home invasion
# It is stolen during a home invasion
4. Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce
# Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce


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Revision as of 12:56, 29 May 2024

"Investment." Really.

So: you've invested in wine. Will you profit?

No:

  1. You drink it
  2. It goes bad
  3. It is stolen during a home invasion
  4. Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

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