Template:Better Than News/May 10

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  Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.

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  Tielhard Cider is a philosophical beverage fermented from planetary "sphere of reason" apples.

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  Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about ... Miami.
  Miami?
  Let me tell you about Miami. (Replicant Vice)

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  Five Easel Pieces is a 1970 drama art film about a surly watercolor painter (Jack Nicholson) whose rootless existence belies his privileged youth as the heir to oil wealth.

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  Wicker Equalizer is a spy thriller horror television series as a retired intelligence agent with a mysterious past, who uses the skills from his former career to exact justice on behalf of innocent people on the isolated and mysterious Scottish island of Summerisle.

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  Deep Wicker Man is a horror adventure film about a treasure-hunting couple who discover an ancient evil while scuba diving off the isolated Scottish island of Summerisle.

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  Plan Hydrox from Outer Space is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.