Avalanche (snuff): Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 09:43, 6 May 2024

Earliest known advertisement for Avalanche snuff.

Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Available in Extra-Salty and Menthol-Pepperoni.

Rat Man versus Slim Jim Guy is a 2022 action film about a highly decorated special operative rat who is targeted for death by a mysterious snack food salesman.
Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars is a transdimensional advertising agency which educates consumers on the joys of bacon wrapped endorphin cigars.
Reminders Club is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which inflicts reminders on subscribers and non-subscribers.
Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
Apologize to the Pork is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota.
The original Electric S'mores in New Minneapolis, Canada is open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

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