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File:The Hemingway Diaries.jpg|link=The Hemingway Diaries|'''''[[The Hemingway Diaries]]''''' | File:The Hemingway Diaries.jpg|link=The Hemingway Diaries|"The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." ('''''[[The Hemingway Diaries]]''''', selected and edited by Salty MacTavish. | ||
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Revision as of 09:01, 22 November 2023
Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.
In the News
Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
"The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." (The Hemingway Diaries, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.
Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
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External links
- Cranberry sauce @ Wikipedia
- [] @ YouTube
Social media
- [ Post] @ Twitter (22 November 2023)