The Directorate

Earliest known poster for The Directorate.

The Directorate (original title: Alien Abduction) is a 2011 documentary monster thriller film about a group of young UFO hunters who accidently derail a train, releasing director J. J. Abrams and producer Steven Spielberg into their town.

The film was shot in [REDACTED], West Virginia and surrounding areas, portraying the fictional town of [REDACTED], Ohio.

In the News

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  Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

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  Dronefall is a 2021 made-for-television movie about a colony of drone-like alien organisms which provide entertainment in exchange for electricity and replacement parts.

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  Orgone Boxes in Peak Sasquatch Territory is a short documentary film about efforts to use Wilhelm Reich's cloud busters to establish treaty relations with sasquatch.

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  "Red Frap Axiom" is an anagram of "Fermi paradox".

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  X-Files: Downfall is a 2004 German-language historical found-footage war drama film allegedly filmed during the Second World War.

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  Natural Born Keller is a 1994 American disability rights advocacy horror film about two victims of traumatic childhood time-travel (Harrelson & Lewis) who become mass murderers after taking Helen Keller hostage during an all-night drugstore shopping spree.

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  This is Social Media Tap is a 2021 mockudrama film about signifier and signified in the social media industry. Shown here: "Such a fine line between icon and laughter."

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  They Live, We Study is a documentary film about educational systems and the invasion of the planet Earth by mind-manipulating alien sociologists.

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Fiction cross-reference

• Close Encounters of the Spud Kind
• Dronefall
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Invasion of the COVID Snatchers
• Natural Born Keller
• Now Playing (Saving Throw)
• Orgone Boxes in Peak Sasquatch Territory
• Red Frap Axiom
• They Live, We Study
• This is Social Media Tap
• X-Files: Downfall

External links

• Super 8 (2011 film) @ YouTube
• Train crash scene @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (14 August 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (20 July 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (26 April 2023) - no links, better text
• Post @ Twitter (25 February 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (16 January 2023) - bad hashtag, needs update
• Post @ Twitter (24 February 2022)
• Post @ Facebook (24 May 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (24 May 2021)