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  Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
  Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.


== Slogan ==
== Slogan ==

Revision as of 07:48, 13 August 2023

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"
Sphinx failure got you down? Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.

Canopic Snickers is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.

Slogan

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"

Extract of Radium

Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (6 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter