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"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"

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Canopic Snickers is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"

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-  Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
+  Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
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