Hair Once Royal Gold: Difference between revisions

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Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold.

—Karl Gregory Jones

"Hair Once Royal Gold" is a haiku by Karl Jones.

Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold

Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
Trump Dump Number is a lost issue of LIFE magazine.
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("Trump Cake")
Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."
Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.

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