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Earliest known poster for Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires.

Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires is a 2022 horror-documentary film about vampires who have evolved to eat sugar, and not blood.

There should be sugar vampires, who crave sweets.

Not blood. That was the old vampires.

We are the New Vampires. We eat sugar, because we are better adapted than our blood-sucking predecessors to this world of high-fructose corn syrup.

Slake is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire power (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.
Hard Cotton Candy is an American psychological horror film about a 14-year-old female vigilante's trapping and torture of a circus barker whom she suspects of being an evil supernatural clown.
I am stopping my ears with wax now. Not like Odysseus before the Sirens. More like Renfield after Dracula. (Wax in My Ears)
Bride of Chuckles is a 1998 American confectionary slasher film about a doll possessed by a criminally insane candy manufacturer, and his former lover and accomplice Tootsie, whose soul is transferred into a diabetic doll.

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