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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/15995605160156241930 Post] @ Twitter (4 December 2022) - Perfect for any occasion, Legal defense foam | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) - general purpose | |||
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Revision as of 17:26, 4 December 2022
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
Features
Cell Slippers are constructed from:
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.
Slogans
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!
In the News
"Cell Pillow" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
Fiction cross-reference
- Cell Pillow
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Had to be rigged
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- Only another crackpot