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Eating my daily stalk of celery.
Eating my daily stalk of celery.


I do not like celery. Not at all, no.   On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.


But it's good for me, like fear of Satan.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces.  So I eat it.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==

Revision as of 19:52, 10 November 2022

Earliest known poster for Satan's used dental floss.

Eating my daily stalk of celery.

I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.

But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.

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