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[[File:Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism'''''.]]
[[File:Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism'''''.]]
'''''Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism''''' is a sexual perversion characterized by erotic fixation with pizza toppings, and a compulsion to interrogate others about pizza toppings as a means of achieving sexual gratification.
== History ==
Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."
Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."


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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1585995732669956097 Post] @ Twitter (28 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1585995732669956097 Post] @ Twitter (28 October 2022)


* [] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penetrative_sex Non-penetrative sex] @ Wikipedia





Revision as of 07:18, 28 October 2022

Earliest known poster for Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism.

Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism is a sexual perversion characterized by erotic fixation with pizza toppings, and a compulsion to interrogate others about pizza toppings as a means of achieving sexual gratification.

History

Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."

That should be a thing. And by thing, I mean a sexual perversion punishable as a misdemeanor.

Like frottage, but with words of pizza toppings rather than physical body rubbing.

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  • Post @ Twitter (28 October 2022)