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[[File:Homeopathic Sociopathy advertisement.jpg|thumb|Early advertisement for Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.]][[File:Homeopathic Sociopath - male vanity.jpg|thumb|'''The Homeopathic Sociopath''' - male vanity edition.]]'''The Homeopathic Sociopath''', or more often '''Homeopathic Sociopath''', is a [[transdimensional corporation]] which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors. | [[File:Homeopathic Sociopathy advertisement.jpg|thumb|Early advertisement for Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.]][[File:Homeopathic Sociopath - male vanity.jpg|thumb|'''The Homeopathic Sociopath''' - male vanity edition.]]'''The Homeopathic Sociopath''', or more often '''Homeopathic Sociopath''', is a [[transdimensional corporation]] which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors. | ||
== Commentary == | |||
"I need to learn to stop giving a fuck about everything." | |||
This is exactly why I invented Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops. | |||
Sociopathy is a disease by definition. | |||
But we need a just liiiiiiitle bit, a tiiiiiiiny amount of sociopathy in our bloodstreams to maintain balance. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Revision as of 03:46, 26 October 2022
The Homeopathic Sociopath, or more often Homeopathic Sociopath, is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.
Commentary
"I need to learn to stop giving a fuck about everything."
This is exactly why I invented Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.
Sociopathy is a disease by definition.
But we need a just liiiiiiitle bit, a tiiiiiiiny amount of sociopathy in our bloodstreams to maintain balance.
History
Although the general principle had bene known for "at least twenty years" [source?], the first formal documentation of Homeopathic Sociopath occurred on the evening of Wednesday, 2 December 2020, when writer and APTO stringer Karl Jones detected and decrypted a Jekyll-and-Hyde themed advertisement promoting "Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops".
Extract of Radium
Homeopathic Sociopathic is "almost certainly" a front for black-market Extract of Radium run by the House of Malevecchio.
Commentary
You might try a tiny dosage — I said TINY, dammit! — of Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™
Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™ — for those occasions when "not giving a shit" is a species-wide survival reflex
Take only as directed by the voices in your head
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In the News
Malchemy is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.
"To smear your enemies during Investigative Committee witch hunts, see them humiliated before you in the House and Senate, and to hear the lamentation of their Commie Pinko lackeys in the press!" (Nixon the Barbarian)
Fiction cross-reference
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops
- House of Malevecchio
- Malchemy
- Scrimshaw abuse