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Earliest known poster for The Dune Knight.

It's not about Melange. It's about making a sequel.

The Dune Knight is 2021 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.

"You either die a Freman, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Harkonnen."

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Dark Side of the Dune is a Melange-themed concept album by Glossu Rabban and the Don't Let Me Be Misunderstoods.
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