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File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Ulysses Packed.jpg|link=Ulysses Packed|'''''[[Ulysses Packed]]''''' is a sex-education action-mythology film written, directed by, and starring by Ulysses of Hellas, and co-starring his cast and film crew.


File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.
File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.
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* [[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]
* [[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]
* [[Tacoverse]]
* [[Tacoverse]]
* ''[[Ulysses Packed]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Revision as of 15:30, 13 August 2022

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"
Sphinx failure got you down? Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.

Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.

Slogan

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"

Extract of Radium

Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.

In the News

  • Kit Kat String Cheese is a cheese and chocolate snack food.

    Kit Kat String Cheese is a cheese and chocolate snack food.

  • Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.

    Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.

  • Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

    Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

  • "Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?

    "Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?

  • The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.

    The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (6 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter
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