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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Bezos and Butt-Head]]
* [[Bezos Money]]
* [[Bezos Money]]
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Revision as of 21:53, 29 December 2021

American Ninja Work-Life Balance.
Bezos Money (BM) now convertible to American Ninja Work-Life Balance points.

American Ninja Work-Life Balance (ANWLB) is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.

Description

ANWLB features millions of competitors from all walks of life attempting to fulfill their normal job requirements while completing a series of obstacle courses of increasing difficulty, in various "Saw-like flex-work spaces near you" [citation needed], in hopes of advancing to their five-year and ten-year vesting programs on the Las Vegas Strip and becoming the season's "American Work-Life Balance Warrior."

In the News

  • The Marx is Right? is a reality television game show in which contestants symbolically vindicate Karl Marx while disparaging Capitalism by heaping up cash and prizes and setting the lot ablaze in a secular yet emotionally stirring Bonfire of the Media.

    The Marx is Right? is a reality television game show in which contestants symbolically vindicate Karl Marx while disparaging Capitalism by heaping up cash and prizes and setting the lot ablaze in a secular yet emotionally stirring Bonfire of the Media.

  • Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey is a rock experimental behavioral research psychology group which performs covert consumer preference modifications for the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey is a rock experimental behavioral research psychology group which performs covert consumer preference modifications for the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Bezos and Butt-Head is an American adult animated comedy television series about Bezos, a middle-aged billionaire, and Butt-Head, a teenage slacker characterized by his apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and failure to attract women.

    Bezos and Butt-Head is an American adult animated comedy television series about Bezos, a middle-aged billionaire, and Butt-Head, a teenage slacker characterized by his apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and failure to attract women.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • [Post] @ Twitter (27 May 2021)
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