Batman: the Premature Years

Pitch card for Batman: the Premature Years.

Batman: the Premature Years is a supernatural nature television program hosted by Batman, King of the Bats.

Introductory sequence

Intro—

After his mother is murdered, eight-months-gestated Bruce Wayne is rescued by kindly bats and raised as one of their own.

In the News

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  Why So Raw? is a documentary film about serial killer and comedian The Joker by actor and director Eddie Murphy.

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  Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind is a 2004 American drama film which follows two halves of a bisociated billionaire who have erased each other from their memories. The film uses elements of psychological thriller, science fiction, and a nonlinear narrative to explore the nature of Batman and the Joker.

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  The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

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  The Penguin (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot) is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics.

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  The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker. The film follows Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) as they form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots released by anarchistic mastermind the Ledger (Joker) to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.

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  Did you know? Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

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  Secret Widow is a 2004 American psychological horror thriller sex education and family planning film starring Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

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  Billionaire philanthropist Martha Wayne is murdered in Gotham City.

Fiction cross-reference

• Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Secret Widow
• The Dark Penis Envy Rises
• The Dark Tweet
• Why So Raw?

Nonfiction cross-reference

• The Penguin (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (24 April 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (30 May 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (7 May 2021)
• Batman @ Wikipedia