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File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''") | File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''") | ||
File:Trumpie Trump.jpg|link=Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|[[Trumpie Trump (nonfiction)|Trumpie Trump]] to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not." | |||
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Revision as of 06:44, 9 February 2022
"Hair Once Royal Gold" is a haiku by Karl Jones.
Poem
Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold
In the News
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("Trump Cake")
Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."