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File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC. | File:Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators.jpg|link=Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators|'''[[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]''' is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, ''Mission: Impossible'', and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC. | ||
File: | File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
File: | File:Trump-McClane 2024.jpg|link=Trump-McClane 2024|'''[[Trump-McClane 2024]]''' is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Armory]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]'' | * [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]'' | ||
* [[ | * [[Trump-McClane 2024]] | ||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == |
Revision as of 11:11, 30 October 2021
"Trump Cake" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
Trump Cake
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."
But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—
In the News
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Fiction cross-reference
- Armory
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- Trump-McClane 2024