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File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel.
File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.


File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''
File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''

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Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.

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I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/horse-yoga-all-about-pockets-how-god-gives-us-ice-cream-and-a-slew-of-other-weird-books/159445/9

26 January 2020

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