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Revision as of 03:27, 13 September 2021

Earliest known image of "Static Mat".

"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.

Transcript

I'll be the static mat
The spark will make you wish you sat
I rub you the wrong way
Call it morning working at bench and
In and out the hardware

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  • [ Post] @ Twitter (13 August 2021)